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Day 77: The revolution is in full effect. Assuming direct control of the people's will, we have usurped the throne from the casuals and evolved into the perfect apex beta beater, Alpha Centauri. Clawed out of the depths to become ascendant--no transcendant--better yet transgenre gamers to topple the 1% of any game. Dropping into battle in Section 8 to interdenominational chess, I move my rook from B7 to last Tuesday. There is no comprehension from those of the bourgeoisie to our level of profound skill reverberating across the multiverse of servers of this astral plane known as Lightbringer. We have shattered the chains that bounded us to the confines of normality. There is no boss too hard, no player too skilled, no dab too deep. Tremble before the abhorrent and tenacious Slam Father! We, your undeserving and ever loyal serfdom, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly achieve power level 600!

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Silver is Gold

Brandon

Random NameSilver is the ODST raid leader, guiding teams with precision and stature, turning complex encounters into smooth, coordinated, and successful runs, a true patreon of Saint-14.


Gino

Random NameGino is a passionate painter, artist, and cinematographer whose vivid imagination and unique style bring emotion and depth to every 40k marine he touches.



Flemmonade

Cole

Random NameCole, our resident famous streamer, is known for his positivity behind the camera. You might know his break out work where Blizzard designed a skin after him.




Jelson

Random NameJelson is personified by a PhD and a belt buckle. Our favorite Texan can be found tending to his cats or coding inebriated.





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Drew

Random NameDrew is our lore master and knower of all things eldritch, such as rocket science. Drew is a pillar of the ODST crew who welcomes anyone with warm hospitality.



Ryan

Random NameEveryone's little bro with more 100 parses in World of Warcraft than inches to his stature. Ryan may be the comic relief, but he throws down like the best of them in any game put his way.


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